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Not just any old hick…

August 8, 2012 by at 11:43 am


…but a reefined hick – enjoying his caucasians in the sophisticated new stemware that got dropped off by the UPS guy yesterday.

THANK! YOU! SMOKEE!

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  1. Churchill says:
    August 8, 2012 at 1:18 pm

    The glass has been superimposed?

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    • JOB says:
      August 8, 2012 at 1:54 pm

      Yeah it has! Against my LIPS to recieve the contents into my gullet and eventually through my liver.

      Livers! Bah! Highly overrated is what I says.

      JOB

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  2. Big Jon, Bully says:
    August 8, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    Very effete.

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    • JOB says:
      August 8, 2012 at 2:58 pm

      Yup, and the un own the leff’s got itself six toes own it, too…

      We keeps the family tree well pruned ’round these parts, yah see.

      (Sniff.)

      JOB

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  3. Smokee says:
    August 8, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    You are so very welcome! And huge thanks to you and yours for a spectacular time in (on?) the compound.

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    • Big Jon, Bully says:
      August 9, 2012 at 1:23 pm

      If it’s left-wing it’s a complex, if it’s right-wing it’s a compound.

      (Is that joke a repeat, where’s Angelico when you need him?)

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      • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says:
        August 9, 2012 at 9:44 pm

        At your service, sir.

        You have not told this joke in the past year.

        But I wasn’t a regular reader before late July/early August 2011, so we’ll need to ask someone else whether or not you told the joke before then.

        CNB? Rufus?

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  4. Smokee says:
    August 8, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    P.S. I really like the way the lids screw on for travel. Bring ‘em next time you pick us up from the airport.

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    • JOB says:
      August 8, 2012 at 1:55 pm

      A DEAL!

      “And the train conductor says…”

      JOB

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      • Matthew Lickona says:
        August 8, 2012 at 2:39 pm

        So I’m thinking Gerasene ’13 should be held in October, but the problem with that is that it might be hard to drag children out of school. Thoughts? Feelings? Never too early to start planning with this crowd…

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        • JOB says:
          August 8, 2012 at 2:55 pm

          School? What is this thing you call school? Unless you mean some sort of abbreviation of the word “homeschool”….

          (Hee hee.)

          JOB

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        • Southern Expat says:
          August 8, 2012 at 4:59 pm

          Summertime would normally work better for us, and I think Mister Lickona is posting this on purpose to draw me into a speculative conversation as to whether or not there will be another Walker Percy conference.

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          • Big Jon, Bully says:
            August 8, 2012 at 5:20 pm

            Probably easier for me, and other county employees too, to get time off in October. But, finances permitting (we’re not all in banking,you know) we can work it out.

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          • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says:
            August 8, 2012 at 7:45 pm

            FILED UNDER: CAUTION, IN ORDER THAT IT (THE LAPSED TIME) CAN BE SAVORED OF ITSELF, ISOLATING THE TIME SEGMENT WHICH HAS LAPSED, KIERKEGAARD, LIKE PEANUTS IN BRITTLE, THE RE-ENACTMENT OF PAST EXPERIENCE, TRAVELS AND VISITATIONS, WALKER PERCY, WITHOUT THE USUAL ADULTERATION OF EVENTS THAT CLOG TIME

            TAGGED WITH: RESURRECTING THE PAST

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            • Matthew Lickona says:
              August 8, 2012 at 10:44 pm

              If you’re not at Gerasene ’13, Angelico, you have only yourself to blame.

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              • MrsDarwin says:
                August 9, 2012 at 5:49 am

                Hear, hear!

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                • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says:
                  August 9, 2012 at 9:56 pm

                  Aww, thanks! It is a consummation I dream devoutly of.

                  Deo volente, we’ll also manage to lure the Cubeland Mystic and his family out of their cave.

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                  • lickona says:
                    August 10, 2012 at 10:14 am

                    My children caught trout with their bare hands in the creek. If that’s not enough to pique Cubeland’s interest, I don’t know what is. And the grasshoppers fly up there in Wisconsin, so catching your dinner is an adventure!

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          • lickona says:
            August 10, 2012 at 10:16 am

            Expat, are you sure there was ever a FIRST Walker Percy conference? I mean, can you point to some tangible proof, like conference proceeds or something? I mean, I know I photoshopped us all into a picture of Percy’s grave and everything, but come on now – an entire conference devoted to a minor twentieth-century novelist who accidentally won the National Book Award? Really now.

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        • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says:
          August 9, 2012 at 10:02 pm

          Here’s one:

          How is Lickona like school in the summertime?

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        • The Duffer says:
          August 10, 2012 at 7:41 pm

          I like October. As a month. As a time for meetings. It’s not hot.

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  5. Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says:
    August 8, 2012 at 10:40 pm

    TAGGED WITH: MASON-IC CONSPIRACY

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  6. Churchill says:
    August 9, 2012 at 2:04 am

    It’s a free country, isn’t it?

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