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leadoff homer

9 Bad Catholics
(with Apologies to Bukowski)

Potter will bat
lead-off,
Lickona is in the
second
spot,
Jobe should hit
3rd,
O’Brien will definitely bat
clean-up,
Webb is in the 5th
spot,
Nguyen can hit
6th
and batting 7th
let’s have
Caraway
and 8th the
catcher:
Cookie.

the pitcher?
hell, give Mark the
fucking
ball