Ah, yes. Marilyn Manson by way of Fairuza Balk in The Craft, with a dye job from the Holly Hobby Do-It-Yourself Candyland Collection. (Good to see she’s getting back to her roots. Whoop!) But on the plus side, she’s still staying close to her beads.
elsewhere
oh, man. look, it’s full of dirty talk, but if you’ve been following the fifty shades of grey phenomenon, you really should listen to the reading gilbert gottfried gives it. but yeah, lots of dirty talk.
You Mean Like This?
Oh, good grief, JOB. Why didn’t you tell me about this?*
*Meaning: how the hell am I just now listening to that CD you gave me?
Art, Beauty, and Inspiration in a Catholic Perspective

You should go, perhaps en route to Wisconsin.
Ars longa, caenum facile: Part II
The frisson between porn and lit continues…
On the face of it, this case pivots on a trivial legal distinction – to wit: “that simply viewing child porn on the Internet is not enough to prove its procurement or possession.”
But it has it’s roots in the deeply inhaled myth that pornography is just another art form – and as long as the perveyor is not directly harming another, well, we all know art has no affect on it’s audience, right?
Sed contra est, what one bloke from Rockford, Ill. has to say about it all:
Libertarians put the case directly. We should enjoy the freedom to read or watch anything we like so long as no one has been demonstrably harmed. So, if a father of two little girls becomes aware that his next-door neighbor is addicted to virtual pornography depicting the rape, torture, and murder of little girls, it is none of his business. If people feed their imagination on images of sexual violence – as, by the way, so many sex offenders predictably do – this has absolutely no bearing on what kind of people they are or on the crimes they might some day be willing to commit.
What say you all?
Ars longa, caenum facile…
RIP Mike McGrady – aka one-part Penelope Ashe.
“It came after a night of reading ‘Valley of the Dolls,’ ” he later told Newsweek, “which I couldn’t put down because I was asleep.”
JOB
Picture Story
It turns out there are five kinds of rum and over seven ounces of booze in a Zombie.
But at least it’s tasty!
Stormy weather ahead…
And the hilarious part is that I wound up with a Zombie because I asked for “whatever drink comes in the Easter Island head cup,” but the bartender followed my pointing finger instead of my voice and told me I would be getting a Zombie, when what I should have been getting was a Mai Tai. Naturally, I rectified the situation, because Easter Island.
Of course, by that point, I had exceeded my tolerance for tropical drinks to the point where I had to order a whiskey cocktail just to put my humors in order. However, it was thought that photography would be unkind.
Duck’s Dead
First, there was Levon Helm
And now, another reason bluesmen around the globe ought to be singing, well, the blues…
Travis Naught, Pinsky, Frost, and “The Poet’s Next of Kin in College”
Poetry is a young thing, as we all know. Most of the poets have struck their notes between the ages of fifteen and twenty-five. That is just the time when you are in college and graduate school. It is in those ten years that you will strike your note or never. And it is very like athletic prowess in that respect. They are very close together…. The thing itself is indescribable, but it is felt like athletic form. To have form, feel form in sports — and by analogy feel form in verse. One works and waits for form in both.
[Robert Frost: Collected Poems, Prose and Plays, Library of America, p. 771.]
So what does this have to do with Travis Naught? Well, consider the fact that Travis pursued grad studies in Sports Psychology and that he worked with the Eastern Washington University basketball program for ten years before he set that aside to pursue poetry more or less full time. Consider further that Travis is limited by Spinal Muscular Atrophy to a body that will never in this life be able to throw a ball or swing a bat — and Frost’s analogy takes on an even greater significance and poignancy.
Here’s a poem from Travis’s extraordinary book, The Virgin Journals which you all should buy a copy of if you haven’t yet. The poem is called “Lack of Physicality” and I think you’ll see how it ties into what Pinsky said about what Frost said and what I just said about Travis:
Lack of Physicality
It does not matter
That my body of work
Is less physical than yours
Because the number of words
Counted on my page
Are counted likeYour number of barbell curls
Each clever rhyme
Adds up like an assist
Bodies collide in a screen
At the top of the key
Rolling down the lane
A give and go style dimeAiming to win with each shot
Poised for action
Just like you
So take a look at my lines
See their double meaning
Forget everything about
What you thought you knew(The Virgin Journals, p. 21)
So listen up people. Forget everything you thought you knew about poetry and check out Travis Naught.











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