Birthday Limerick

A fellow named Matthew there was
Who was long past the days of peach fuzz.
His cake it was large
And wine on a barge
Arrived just in time for the buzz.

Comments

  1. Jonathan Webb says

    Happy birthday you cad.

  2. Peach fuzz. Heh.

    That’s all I’m saying.

    JOB

    • Matthew Lickona says

      YOU SON OF A B………..
      *DRINKS*
      *weeps*
      [slashes at wrists with electric razor.]

      Thanks, Potter.

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