Archives for June 2008

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The Pig Bug With Antlers

by Tink McCain, age 4




From The YouTube Music Video Archives: Richter plays Beethoven’s Bagatelle in G major, Op. 126

RE: Professor Avenarius and Stoopid Google

I don’t have a copy of Immortality handy, but that post on quirks has me thinking about this novel again. It’s very good, very much on the level of Book of Laughter and Forgetting and Unbearable Lightness of Being, and this Avenarius character is very odd.

The professor is a fictional character – arguably the hero – of Milan Kundera’s 1991 novel Immortality. He is a friend of the narrator and wages a one-man guerrilla campaign in Paris against motor vehicles. His principal strategy is to go out late at night and slash the tyres of cars and motorbikes, which he tells us “have made the former beauty of cities invisible – I protest that cars have led to the eclipse of cathedrals”. ~ Henry McDonald in the Observer

He may be a fictional character, but he’s based on a real person; specifically, a 19th century Swiss German philosopher:

Richard Avenarius, the historical figure, is the founder of empiriocriticism, a school of philosophy which encourages thinkers to strip away their assumptions and preconceived notions in order to experience knowledge. His axioms assert that all knowledge stems from an individual’s confrontation with his environment.

The Avenarius of the novel, like the philosopher, is occupied with food, sex and the least possible expenditure of energy. The fictional Avenarius points out the same fallacies as his historical predecessor, but ironically. He is a well read professor, possibly even of literature, but he no longer seems to read. He doesn’t bother to separate Bertrand Betrand from Bernard Bertrand; they are both merely examples of “diabolum.” He is conspicuously inconsistent with empiriocriticism and his own principles: he hates the automobile, but drives a luxurious and flashy Mercedes. He embodies everything a reader brings into a text-prejudice, laziness and inconsistency. He is also oddly irresistible. It is likely that most readers will identity with his humour, and with the “diabolum” he brings into the text. His inconsistency (hypocrisy) not only embodies all the fun of a pulp biography or a tabliod headline, he is the force of humour and charm that cannot help but sway ones opinions. ~ David Lightfoot, Perceiving the fictional world of Nesmrtelnost through Kundera’s “I”

One sentence in particular is worth noting again, as it takes us back to that Atlantic article and Rufus’ question about whether Google is making us stoopid: He is a well read professor, possibly even of literature, but he no longer seems to read. Well, it’s part of Avenarius’ charm, I suppose, but that Google article is scary. I hope it isn’t true. I’d like to think that “deep reading” (or whatever it was called) is similar to the invention of the wheel. We may not use wheels hewn from limestone as much as we used to, but we have more wheels than ever these days, and I can only see the number of wheels in everyday use increasing. And I know I’m reading about as many books as I ever have, although I’ve already admitted (in a previous post) to making a concerted effort.

Is Google Making Us Stoopid?

The answer is yes. Anyone with half a brain left knows that.

The antidote? The Korrektiv Summer Reading Klub.

Bird’s Nest In Your Hair

Chapter Three

He’d spent so much time putting his poems together that he’d neglected his studies. The drinking probably hadn’t helped either, even though he had convinced himself that he could study just as well after drinking a couple of shots as he could sober. Writing poems was a different matter entirely. Although he’d never bothered trying to write when he was drunk, in the exhilaration of an early morning hangover he had managed to produce lines that he later judged to be excellent. Not that he ever wanted to depend on an altered state of mind, but since he’d been drinking for just about as long as he’d been writing it had become personal policy that he should make use of it as best he could.

Over the years Jeb had accumulated a number of reasons to go on the occasional binge, both good and bad, and even now he had a few reasons for feeling lousy – lousy enough to justify a night spent drinking. He was struggling in Callahan’s Greek tragedy class, and had the feeling that the final exam wasn’t going to go very well at all. And though he’d been able to print his chapbook and deliver it to Diana, she hadn’t said anything about it when he’d gone by the bar to visit her. In fact, something seemed terribly wrong with her when he’d last seen her; her face was either a complete blank or on the verge of a terrible scowl. He was horrified to think that she’d been unhappy with the copy of Under the Overpass he’d left on the bar for her, but knew better than to ask and left simply hoping that she’d be in a better mood next time.

Nobody else had seen the book either, although he had submitted many of the poems to be published in different poetry magazines. One rejection followed another. There had been one short break in the battle. One day he received an acceptance letter for one of the poems. He was ecstatic. No longer unpublished! Of the many poems he’d submitted, the one accepted shared the title for the entire collection. The magazine Letter Xhad accepted the title poem, as he learned from its editor, Amy Christian, whose letter he vowed to see framed one day:

Hi Jeb,

With your permission, I would like to use “Under the Overpass” for the next edition of Letter X.

Thank you,

Amy Christian

He’d been looking forward to this for a long time. He ecstatic – beside himself with happiness – and only because with this letter he had proof that someone had read his poetry and found it enjoyable enough to pass on to other people. It seemed nothing less than miraculous. Though he’d never considered himself much of a believer, the woman certainly seemed well named.

Certainly this was good news, – good enough to celebrate with a night drinking. And if this wasn’t enough, there had been a second email from his new publisher, right on top of the first, this one informing him of a literary event called “Word”, taking place that very weekend at some place called the Rendevous, downtown on Second Avenue. Jeb had attended a few of this sort of event, usually preferring to hang out in the back in the back and just listen to others reading. He was confident enough in what he wrote, but this confidence didn’t extend to standing up in front of a crowd of strangers and going public with his most personal thoughts and feelings. Several times he’d tried to screw up his courage by throwing back a few shots of Jameson’s, but this hadn’t helped much and on one occasion had actually made things worse. At an open mic night at the Richard Hugo House (that legendary landmark on the Seattle literary scene), during the reading of one particularly awful short story, novel chapter, or some kind of prose piece, Jeb had become belligerent and started heckling the reader for his nonsense. A few others in the back had laughed, but everybody else in the audience had turned around and glowered at him as one of the house officials put a hand on his shoulder and asked him to leave. He shook the hand off, but left compliantly, stumbling out the door more embarrassed than angry. He’d been scheduled as the next reader, and the reality was that he’d been too scared to go ahead when he should have been encouraged by the awfulness of the obviously diminished talent preceding him.

Jeb had a number of other reasons for feeling lousy – lousy enough to commiserate with himself in a night of drinking. His relationship with the married woman was probably over, and of course he was already regretting its swift conclusion. Waking up one morning at the divorcee’s, he’d tried to explain why he couldn’t go on another weekend getaway. He had paper’s to write, and he was falling behind in his classes. He said that he needed more time for himself, but what he could also have explained was that he was thinking about Diana all the time. He hadn’t meant to break anything off, but she responded by saying, “Well, I never expected this to last forever anyway. But it’s been fun.” She looked at him blankly, and he left with a vague feeling that they ought to shake hands.

And though he’d been able to print his chapbook and deliver it to Diana, she hadn’t said anything about it when he’d gone by the bar to visit her. In fact, something seemed terribly wrong with her when he’d last seen her; her face was either a complete blank or on the verge of a terrible scowl. He was horrified to think that she’d been unhappy with his little book, but knew better than to ask and left simply hoping that she’d be in a better mood next time.

The completion and delivery of his little book had also nearly coincided with St. Patrick’s Day, so Jeb felt duty-bound to celebrate the occasion with a couple of shots of Bushmill’s. So he left the library and began walking toward Queequeg’s, but since he had no desire to get drunk with Diana as the one serving him, or for that matter anyone who worked with Diana, he continued down Eastlake before catching a lift in the back of a pickup from someone who drove like he was even drunker than Jeb. He climbed out when the truck was parked underneath the Alaskan Way viaduct near Pioneer Square, about equal distance from the edge of downtown, the new sports stadiums, and the ferry terminal on the waterfront.

It wasn’t long after his arrival there that Jeb started to get the feeling that he was being followed. Jeb had staggered into a pretty run-down joint called The Spouter’s Inn, paid the bartender for a shot and a beer with a ten and a promise to leave a bigger tip on the next round. He went upstairs to the second floor (really a kind of balcony affording a view of the floor below) and grabbed a chair next to the railing and looked down at the patrons below him. While he was scoping out one of the women seated alone at the bar, he saw the guy in the blue jacket from Queequeg’s. He was ordering a brew where Jeb had stood just a minute before, and then nonchalantly walked over towards the jukebox and grabbed a stool beside a counter that ran along the wall opposite the bar. Above the bar were large, black and white photographs of various locations in Seattle at different times in the city’s history. In one there were streetcars (there still was actually – one, anyway, running along the waterfront shops under the viaduct), crowds of people who seemed to be dressed only in black, and even a few horse and buggies. The guy from the Queequeg was looking at the pictures as well, specifically at a picture of the waterfront and a giant ferry that looked more like a submarine than a ship made to carry cars. It struck Jeb as an odd coincidence to see him here, but on reflection he half convinced himself that perhaps it wasn’t really all that extraordinary. Queequeg’s and The Spouter’s Inn were fairly similar in atmosphere, after all.

He forced himself to quit being paranoid by turning in the other direction and striking up a conversation with the couple on his left. After a few drinks in a strange crowd he was always able to introduce himself as a poet rather than a student. The couple accepted this as easily as if he’d introduced himself as a plumber. The man identified himself as a musician; she was a psychic.

“How ‘bout that. So can you read my palms? Tell me my future?” asked Jeb.

“Not here I can’t. I need a quiet atmosphere. I need to be in the right frame of mind.” She pulled her purse around from her back to her front and reached into it for her wallet. She pulled out a business card and handed it to Jeb. He looked at the fees printed below her name and whistled faintly.


“You can call me here and we can set up an appointment for later though.” She smiled after she spoke.

She looked about twenty-five or thirty years old; what Jeb noticed were the glasses with purple frames. “Cat’s Eyes” was the name for the style of those frames, he thought. She looked like the kind of young woman who worked in a library or a quiet shop somewhere, which – who knows? – she possibly did as well, all the while moonlighting as a witch invoking dark gods of chance and destiny for twenty five dollars per half-hour session.

“Can you just give me a brief preview?” asked Jeb, plaintively. “Sort of a sample?” Jeb had always been big on samples.

“Like what?’ asked the girl’s husband, or guy friend, or whatever he was. Seemed a little peeved, this guy. Jeb was just making conversation.

“It’s okay, he’s nice,” said the girl. “You’re just being friendly, aren’t you?’” said the girl to Jeb. Was she being condescending? Or did it have something to do with her vocation?

“Yeah, of course. I just wonder about all this psychic stuff . . .”

“Okay.” The girl stared straight into Jeb’s drunken eyes for a second in silence.

“This is how it is: you’re going to get drunk tonight . . .”

“He’s drunk already,” said the bodyguard.

“You’re going to get so drunk tonight you pass out in an alley, and in the morning you’ll wake up somewhere other than home and hate yourself.”

“Oof,” exhaled Jeb, “I think I knew that already.”

“Call me for a real appointment,” said the girl, smiling, and leaned back into her companion. “Maybe we can straighten out the mess you’re about to get yourself into.”

Jeb shoved the card in his front pocket, then turned back towards the table to finish his beer. When he looked back toward the railing the girl and her friend were already making their way over to the stairs. He waited for them to appear below and followed them with his eyes as they walked past the bar and out the door. He looked back towards the counter and the jukebox and saw that his spy was gone as well.

It was only when he started down the stairs that he realized how drunk he really was. But not so drunk that he couldn’t enjoy it. The problem, as he saw it, was that when it came to drunkenness it was a case of either too much or too little. Finding the balancing point was difficult. He grabbed a stool at the end of the counter opposite the bar and looked at more of the framed photographs on the wall. How was it that the country had ever gone through prohibition? The picture inspiring this was of a group of gentlemen in three-piece suits, holding books in front of shelves filled with more books. The date, 1935, was scrawled in white in the corner of the picture with what looked to be a pretty shaky hand. Lawyers, most likely. The thirties must have been a rough decade for lawyers. And poets. He couldn’t speak to the plight of attorneys, but what was the fun of being a poet without the occasional bout of public drunkenness?

Whatever the librarian-looking psychic had predicted, he wasn’t about to pass out now, so he followed the path he’d watched them take just a few minutes before and found his way outdoors. The cool air felt good on his face and helped him sober up a little more.

He lurched his way across Pioneer Square, past benches occupied by sleepers already turning in for the night, if they hadn’t been there all day, despite the noise of revelers all around them. He stumbled over to the MJ’s Café. A five-piece band was grinding out some R&B on the stage at the back. Jeb grabbed on to the bar and ogled some of the women close by. At a nearby standing table bachelor’s party was in progress, with a tall, bald guy loudly calling for shots of tequila all the way around. He was at least six and a half feet tall, taller by far than the meek lot that stood gathered around the table. Somehow one of the shots ended up in front of Jeb.

“Looks like this guy is gonna have to stand in for ya!” said the bald guy to someone else in the party, swatting Jeb on the back with a fairly hefty wallop and dragging him into their group. “Here’s a real player. Not like the girls in this crew!”

Of course Jeb was game, even if he’d never been a big fan of tequila, and tossed back the shot without waiting for the toast. He liked freebies as well as samples.

“This,” said the bald guy loudly while throwing his arm around Jeb’s neck, “this is the attitude I’m looking for! Get this guy another shot!”

Another little glass appeared in front of Jeb.

“You’re not getting married, are you?” he asked Jeb.

“Nah,” said Jeb. ‘I’ve got finals starting next week. Greek.”

“He’s got a final, everybody! Let’s give him a real study break! Sambuca, for everybody!” Since nobody seemed to have heard him he went over to the bar himself to order the drinks.

“The mofo is crazy,” said one of the lambs on his left. “My advice is to get out of here while you can. We’re all here to protect the groom.” He nodded towards the end of the table and saw the groom smile weakly in response. “But they’re going to be family a week from now, and then he’s on his own.”

“Famly?” asked Jeb.

“Yeah, that’s the brother of the bride getting the drinks. We don’t even know the guy. I think he’s taking some kind of revenge.”

“Revenge?” asked Jeb. “Thass not so nice, bringing a guy into the famly like that…”

The brother of the bride was back with seven or eight more shot glasses held between the fingers of his enormous hands.

“A little dessert now, boys! Samboooooca! Everybody drinks!”

Jeb waited for the toast this time, and when he tossed back the drink he enjoyed the sweetness sliding down his throat much more than the tequila. It was only then that he remembered he was supposed to be on his to the poetry reading at the Rendevous, and realized as well that he’d had too much to stand up in front of a crowd of people, or maybe even stand up at all. He’d be in trouble if he didn’t slow down now. Maybe the walk up towards the Market would help him get it together.

The trouble was that he felt the Sambuca working its way back up. Jeb ran towards the bathroom at the back of the restaurant.

The future brother-in-law bellowed behind him, “Thar she blows, gentleman, thar she blows!”

Jeb burst through the door in the back expecting to find a bathroom and found the alley instead. Lucky for him that nobody else was around, and he found a broken yellow mop bucket into which he was able to vomit with relative comfort. He instantly felt better, but he also felt tired. Although there were several doorways in the alley he was afraid of the darkness, and instead chose a rather steady looking brick wall to prop his back up against while he sat and caught his breath.

He sat still against the wall and waited for his head to clear. Across the alley a man dressed in rags was arranging a piece of cardboard in a doorway for a mattress. Jeb himself felt ready to go to sleep for a while and was tempted to keel over onto his side. He watched the man in rags across the alley settle into his cardboard bed. Thinking back to the words of the psychic, he said to himself, “Must … avert … fate ….” and worked his way up by walking himself back up the wall with his hands. Once Jeb was standing again, the bum looked across at him and began clapping. Jeb waved back and then decided it was time to leave. Rather than try to go back through the MJ’s, he walked to the end of the alley to get back to one of the main streets. It wasn’t even 10:30 yet, but if he wanted to get his ten minutes on stage he would have to get moving. Walking helped writing; maybe it would help reciting as well.

Quin’s Quirks

The Rules:
1. Link the person(s) who tagged you
2. Mention the rules on your blog
3. Tell about 6 unspectacular quirks of yours
4. Tag 6 fellow bloggers by linking them
5. Leave a comment on each of the tagged blogger’s blogs letting them know they’ve been tagged

Regarding rule no. 1, I was tagged by Rufus, on this very blog.

Regarding rule no. 2, see above.

Regarding the quirks, I don’t know if I’ll be very good at identifying them, perhaps for reasons Rufus has already stated.

(1) Rufus brought up neck-cracking, and that’s really just the beginning for me. I’ve been cracking my knees since I was in kindergarten. About ten years ago I discovered that I was able to crack my ankles on a regular basis, and now I spend much of my spare time (which isn’t much these days) trying to crack them both in a single motion. And it doesn’t happen very often, but I’ve even been able to crack the big toe, the ankle, and the knee in a single motion. I’m trying to add my hip to the cycle, which, as I see it, would be like a 1080 degree turn for an Olympic ice skater.

(2) When I was a young lad, I was afraid to turn the television on. I had to turn it on and quickly run behind a couch before looking at the screen. Only after hiding behind furniture or a wall was I able to peek first and then gradually acclimate myself to the idea of watching the screen. I still get a little panicky when turning on a television, but that doesn’t stop me from watching far too many DVDs.

(3) I don’t do it very often anymore, but when I play computer solitaire until I win a game, I start talking to myself in an English accent. If I play for an especially long time, I’ll carry on a conversation with myself – one voice in an English accent, the other in broken French. I’m actually kind of embarrassed to share this, but for all I know you’re laughing your head off right now, so I’ll leave it as is.

(4) I usually give up shelling peanuts at a baseball game. I just eat the whole thing, shell included.

(5) I often say “Japan” instead of “Spokane”. I used to live in Japan, and my sister used to live in Spokane, and of course now Mr. and Mrs. Rufus live there, and more than once – many times more than once – I’ve been surprised to hear someone say, “Really? Just for a weekend?”

(6) This may not qualify as a behavior, but I sometimes dream of a scene in a book before actually reading the book. Example no. 1: I dreamt that I was on a tropical island, in woods not far from the beach. I made the sign of the cross in front of a tree, then chopped that tree down and made a dugout canoe. Then I dragged the dugout down to the beach and paddled off. One week later I found out that Derek Walcott had a published book length poem, Omeros. I was standing in the poetry section of the University Book Store, and was surprised that I hadn’t read somewhere that it was coming out. Of course I read it before I even brought it to the counter, and lo and behold, that very scene with the dugout canoe is described in the first two pages. Example no. 2: For several weeks I had a recurring dream that my car had a flat tire. It got to the point where I’d wake up in the morning and go out and check to see if the tires were okay. When Milan Kundera’s last novel in Czech was published (Immortality), I naturally went out and bought it the first day it was available. In the novel there is a very strange character named Professor Avenarius who runs around slashing tires at night, just for the sport of it. After I read the novel the dreams stopped.

I’ll work on the tagging thing later.

Six Quirks (Which are Just the Tip of the Quirkberg)

I’ve officially been “tagged” by a friend of Mrs. McCain: Ashley, from Ash Mash.

The 6 Quirks Meme

The Rules:
1. Link the person(s) who tagged you
2. Mention the rules on your blog
3. Tell about 6 unspectacular quirks of yours
4. Tag 6 fellow bloggers by linking them
5. Leave a comment on each of the tagged blogger’s blogs letting them know they’ve been tagged

First of all, I don’t have quirks; I have rational behaviors. Of which the following might be mistaken for quirks:

1. I crack my neck a lot.

2. My mother raised me to place the silverware handle down in the dishwasher. But when I left home, I converted to a handle-up philosophy (albeit mostly in theory, since I rarely ever had access to a dishwasher) and have remained a Handle-Uppian to this day. I’m also a member of the Consolidation order of the Handle Uppians; that is, I consolidate the all the forks together in one compartment, the spoons in another, etc., for easy retrieval when emptying the dishwasher. I’ve been known to rearrange the silverware in the dishwasher when the tenets of Consolidation Handle Uppianism have not been followed.

3. The toilet paper should unroll over the top. Yeah, I’ve been known to turn a roll around if I find one that’s improperly installed. Mrs. McCain just leaves the toilet roll sitting there when one needs to be replaced because, I suspect, she knows I have definite opinion about the proper way but she can’t remember which way it is.

4. I’m not sure what verb to use here, but there’s a nervous thing I do with my big toe and the toe right next to it when I’m lounging barefoot about the house. I sort of rustle or rub or flip or snap or flutter these two toes against each other. Repeatedly. Sometimes one foot in isolation, sometimes both feet together. I guess I’ve done this for years, but I only really became conscious of it last night or the night before when Mrs. McCain casually pointed it out to me.

5. I zealously read horoscopes and fortune cookies and seriously consider how what they say might apply to my life.

6. While driving alone on a long trip, I sometimes amuse myself by repeating the word “lube” over and over until it begins to merge with the word “blue” and vice versa.

I hereby tag: IC, Angelmeg, Quin, Henri, Matthew, and the newly-wed Craig. Throw open the windows and let your quirks shine!

Poll: What book should the Korrektiv Summer Reading Klub read next?

Vote early, vote often. Or add a suggestion in the comments. Our goal is to choose a book by the end of summer. View a pie chart of the results here.

The Mt. Angel Abbey Cam

I’m unable embed this video, so you’ll have to click on the title to get a look at the new bell tower. I’m making a trip there this weekend, so I hereby pledge to stand in the area at the far left of this picture between 10:00 and 10:40 Saturday morning. Since the picture is updated every 5 minutes, I ought to show up.

Haiku Coo-Coo

Here are the entries I submitted to the Ironic Catholic Poetry Contest. As far as I can tell, I’m headed for a trifecta victory unless some of you Korrektivites get over there and challenge my poetic dominance.

Serious Haiku:

garden agony
stay awake and watch with me
as green vines turn red

Unserious Haiku:

Fr. Smith preaching
a homily he found at
homilies dot com

Six word summary of my spiritual life:

disgruntled sinner seeks truth in nutshell

From The Simpsons Movie

Finally got around to watching this last night. Funny stuff. Here’s a few excerpts:

MARGE: Wait! There’s something I have to get!
[Runs into house, unlocks “Keepsake Cabinet”, grabs tape, washes dirty dish, and races out, mere steps ahead of fireball]
HOMER: [Marge gets back into car] What’d you get?
MARGE: Our wedding video.
HOMER: We have a wedding video?

and then there’s another video, left by Marge for Homer:

MARGE: Okay, here it goes. Homer, I’ve always stood up for you. When people point out your flaws, I always say, “Well, sometimes you have to stand back to appreciate a work of art.”
HOMER: Way back.
MARGE: Lately, what’s keeping us together is my ability to overlook everything you do. And I overlook these things because…
HOMER: Because?
MARGE: Well, that’s the thing. I just don’t know how to finish that sentence anymore. So I’m leaving with the kids to help Springfield, and we’re never coming back. And to prove to myself that this is the end… I taped this over our wedding video. Good-bye, Homie.

Which is not to be topped by one of many scenes of Homer with his new pet, a pig:

HOMER: Hey, what’s with you?
BART: You really wanna know?
HOMER: Of course I do. What kind of father wouldn’t care about
[sees something]
HOMER: a pig wearing a hat!
[Krusty the Clown is filming a commercial]
KRUSTY: Hey hey! It’s your old pal Krusty for my new pork sandwich, the clogger! If you can find a greasier sandwich, you’re in Mexico!
[He laughs and then takes a bite of the sandwich]
DIRECTOR: And… we’re clear.
[Krusty spits out the sandwich]
KRUSTY: Perfect. Cut, print, kill the pig.
[a saw is held up to the pig. It squeals in terror]
HOMER: [gasps] What? You can’t kill him if he’s wearing people clothes!
[the pig runs across to Homer, giving him a forlorn look. To the tune of ‘Happy Together’, Homer briefly imagines himself and the pig dancing in a field. He picks up the pig]
HOMER: You’re coming home with me.

Okay, well, I guess it’s better when you see it on the screen. I’d rate it as a slightly-better-than-average episode of the show.

Knowing More and More about Less and Less

This morning I was reading The Discarded Image, C.S. Lewis’s map of the medieval “model” of the world. Lewis points out that the Model was wrong but that so is ours. Then I came to work, pulled up my feed reader and got hit with this article from Wired which suggests we ought to scrap models altogether in favor of massive data crunching.

If the words “discover a new species” call to mind Darwin and drawings of finches, you may be stuck in the old way of doing science. Venter can tell you almost nothing about the species he found. He doesn’t know what they look like, how they live, or much of anything else about their morphology. He doesn’t even have their entire genome. All he has is a statistical blip — a unique sequence that, being unlike any other sequence in the database, must represent a new species.

This sequence may correlate with other sequences that resemble those of species we do know more about. In that case, Venter can make some guesses about the animals — that they convert sunlight into energy in a particular way, or that they descended from a common ancestor. But besides that, he has no better model of this species than Google has of your MySpace page. It’s just data. By analyzing it with Google-quality computing resources, though, Venter has advanced biology more than anyone else of his generation.

Science advancing by statistical blips rather than the old way of postulating a theory and testing it via carefully conducted experimentation. If the old way of doing science left out the individual, as Walker Percy and others have pointed out, what of this new way? Complete obliteration of the individual.

The Truth

My birthday is coming soon!


June 24 is the Feast of the Nativity of John the Baptist, my patron.


I will never be able to unsee Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. The damage is done. But this helps to ease the pain a little. The language is very blue, but deep bitterness over the outraging of your childhood can have that effect.

[Via Goldenfiddle.]