Two Very Short Poems About Common House Pets

The Fat Cat Doesn’t Need You
Don’t bother talkin’
To that old grimalkin!

A Man’s Best Friend’s Personal Attendant
Holding a warm bag, he watched his collie wag
her tail at the end of the trail, then lallygag.


  1. Big Jon Bully says

    Splendid. I guess that your cat wants to kill you, they say.

  2. Big Jon Bully says

    If someone had a million pieces of bacon they would be a baconaire.

  3. Big Jon Bully says

    Excellent blogging. Happy Thanksgiving.

  4. Big Jon Bully says

    A bottle of Blantons to Barker if he will comment on this excellent post. Blogging is not dead.

  5. Louise Orrock says

    We need a chef like that over here.

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