Lois Loses With Long Odds
She began to drum her fingers and furrow
her brow—then laid down a Yarborough.
The San Patricio Rattlesnake Races
The snake able to most quickly slither, wins—
as long as it doesn’t start withershins.
At a Competitive Eating Contest
A dozen hot dogs isn’t just skosh
or a losing total, but très gauche.
Thanks!
On second reading these are even better!