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Three Very Short Poems about Scenes from Scripture

In the Days of Noah
Because of our sins, the antediluvial
age gave way to one more pluvial.

Tithe—Or Else!!
If you don’t, you’ll fear a
finish like Ananias and Sapphira.

What About Some Fresh Towels?
What’s worst,” they said to Moses,
”After the thirst, is the hyperhidrosis.”

Comments

  1. Quin Finnegan says:

    Bonus Poem!

    Modern Guide to the Bible
    Evil is to be considered banal.
    Sex engaging the anal
    cavity mocks the birth canal.

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