I Don’t Wanna Go to Mass

Something Potter came up with after his daughter said she didn’t want to go to mass. Apparently he was trying to one-up her in the anti-mass department.


  1. Quin Finnegan says

    Just … awesome. Especially the fade-out whistle.

  2. Quin Finnegan says

    Probably better than walking out and saying, “Yeah, whatever.”, which I think I heard earlier today.

  3. Rufus,

    This is downright ingenious. Perhaps an album of children’s songs – entitled “I Don’t Wanna…” with songs such as:

    “Eat My Greens”

    “Make My Bed”

    “Take Out the Trash”

    “Go Down to the Coal Mines Today (The Darkness Is Blinding Me)”

    “Get Caught in the Industrial Loom Again Today (I”ve Already Lost One Hand)”

    “Clean Out the Drainage Traps to the Factory Meat Processor (I Might Fall Asleep and the Rats Are Always Hungry)”


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