Existential Dissonance V


  1. Yeah, alone would be better for sure. Anything is better than sharing it with a bunch of people who are not me.

    Should I share it with Bob…why the heck not!

  2. What I said to Mrs Bully after discovering that 5 year-old’s ballet recital would be second to last on the program: “these people sure make you wait.”

  3. Quin Finnegan says

    Nice … but he wasn’t really alone. He had Bob and the band during the performance, and before and after he had a hot psykologist to talk about the experience with. And of course millions and millions of YouTube viewers, nigh unto the end of time.

    No, alone is staying up until 4AM watching YouTube videos of your favorite musicicians, eating Doritoes and drinking vodka martinis, all the while congratulating yourself because you’re not watching porn. And not even telling your shrink about it. That’s alone.

  4. Quin Finnegan says


  5. *Were they Cool Ranch Doritos?*

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