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Seattle Metro Bus Blotter 2014.9.18 2:25PM

Me, to a kid who just ran a block to catch my bus, “You know, if you pulled up your pants, you might be able to run a little faster.”

Kid, to me after he gets off the bus, “You know, if your mouth was a little bigger, you might be able to suck my dick.”


  1. That Barton Fink Feeling says:

    Sign that kid up!

  2. Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says:

    Freudian quip.

  3. So, it took him an entire bus ride to think that one up?

    Good re-parenting.

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