Post your poems, prayers, and spankings in the birthday boy combox.


  1. before I leave for work:
    The fella over at Labora has a quirky sense of timing…

  2. Clerime? Clerihew!

    Matthew Lickona
    Had a birthday candle he’d light and stick on a
    Whisky bottle and when he made his wish the room exploded
    From what the empty bottle denoted.

    • Joseph O’Brien
      Said “Happy Birthday” to Lickona but was lyin’
      Because how could a birthday bring anything but woe
      Without a rhyme from Joe?

      • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

        ‘Jobe, Brian’
        Forbore from analogizing Lickona’s mane to that of a lion,
        Though its prodigiousness might well make one exclaim, ‘Whoah!’
        (Unrelated: What became of Old Zhou?)

  3. Jonathan Potter says

    I’m having one of these shipped to you for your birthday:

  4. Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says


  5. Jonathan Webb says

    Happy birthday.

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