A nod to Kierkegaard and Walker Percy: existentialist tomfoolery, political satire, literary homage, word mongering, a year-round summer reading club, Dylanesque music bits, apocalyptic marianism, poetry, fiction, meta-porn, a prisoner work-release program.
Søren Kierkegaard
Walker Percy
Bob Dylan
Literature & History
Letters from an American
Beau of the Fifth Column
This American Life
The Writer’s Almanac
San Diego Reader
The Stranger
The Inlander
Adoremus
Charlotte was Both
The Onion
From Empty Hands
Ellen Finnigan
America
Commonweal
First Things
National Review
The New Republic
All Manner of Thing
Gerasene Writers Conference
Scrutinies
DarwinCatholic
Catholic and Enjoying It
Bad Catholic
Universalis
Is My Phylactery Showing?
Quotidian Quintilian
En pocas palabras
William Wilson, Guitarist Extraordinaire
Signposts in a Strange Land
Ben Hatke
Daniel Mitsui
Dappled Things
The Fine Delight
Gene Luen Yang
Wiseblood Books
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Expect being average to take a long time. In my case it’s taken 54 years.
In other words, what you’re trying to say is:
“G(od) must leash the park K(orrektiv) grounds [or is it property?]…”
Or in other other words:
18 That day God made a covenant with Potter and Webb, saying: To thy seed will I give this blog, from the river of Skagit even to the great river Columbia.
19 The Lickoneans and Liemites, the Speedonites,
20 And the Quinethites, and the O’Brienites, the Percaim also,
21 And the Kierkegaardinites, and the Alternativesites (arrived at by accident) and Noothersites, and Churchill.
Something like that.
Signs are wont to interpretation. Except this one.
any do on in a pretty while par
Your Donut wants to
be on a sugar high with you
while in tongued kisses
or on Parts getting flabby.
Your Door opens to
be on a strange trip
while in terror
or on Paranoid fits.
Your Doggerel must
be on a low volume
while in town
or on Party time.
Your Doom
be on a signpost
while in this vale of tears
or on Parched Earth
Your Documentation
be on a lanyard
while in the work-release program
or on Parole
Your Dome
be on alph, the sacred river
while in trees’ incense
or on Paradise’s milk
Your Dollars
be on alert
while in thousand oaks, california
or on Park Avenue
Your Dolls can’t
be on another’s dime
while in the pageant
or on Parade.
Your Do-Re-Mi might
be on a Fa-So-La
while in ti-do toto
or on Parley with chorus.
Your Doe may
be on afterglow
while in tents afire
or on Par we retire.
Your Double will never
be on a crash course
while in two places
or on Partial eclipse.
Your Do-nothing,
be on a drug
while in terminal
or on Parque, is ok.
Your Dose
be on absorbent paper
while in trance
or on Paranoid Freak-Out
Your Donkey Kong
be on attack
while in tower scaffolding
or on Parapet
Your Do-over must
be on approval
while in tendo, Nin,
or on Pario, Mario.
Your Donna Tartt will
be on awards lists
while in tailored coats
or on Parnassian heights
Your Douglas Adams
be on android screens
while in tart madams
or on Particles he careens.
Your Don’t Panic
be on astro-ambler’s handbook
while in terrycloth spacesuit
or on Part 5 of the trilogy
Your Dowry must
be on a movie deal
while in tinseltown,
or on Parodies.
Your Dostoevsky
be on a Kindle
while in trade pulp
or on Parietal.
Your Dog must
be on a leash
while in treatment
or on Paraquat
Your Doberman may
be on a squirrel hunt
while in tinkly town
or on Park grounds.
Your Doob must
be on authorization
while in therapist’s care
or on Parental Permission
Your Doobie Bros. CD
be on all the time, bro,
while in this groove
or on Particularly good shit.
Your Dolby mp3
be on all-play
while in test mode
or on Parlor games.
Your Dolphin might
be on anadama toast
while in tuna salad,
or on Parbaked Baguette
Your Doo Doo shd
be on amber waves
while in tv land
or on Parboiled eggs.
Your Do d’hair cd
be on angel heads
while in terra firma
or on Partridge Family.
Your Doth and Shall
be on a tablet writ
while in tongues
or on Parsed lips.
Your Doubts may/may not
be on average wrong
while in ticklish places
or on Parallel tracks.
Your Dopplegangster
be on amethyst mirrors
while in transistors
or on Paralytic converters.
Your Do is like
be on a like
while in to like
or on Parcheesi.
Your Doornail
be on a “deader than”
while in togas
or on Parthenons.
Your Do, your
be on a being
while in terior
or on Paramour.