Does this apply to all restrooms everywhere?



  1. But is it okay to start to comb your hair and then realize every hair is already in place?

    Recalls the best of Bill Whittle. Good blogging. Thanks Matthew.

  2. Even if you swear on a stack of New Yorkers that you won’t make eye contact?

    I only ask, because the two-seater here at the farm encourages communitas on levels one did not until that moment think existed….

    Also, Mr. Webb, I have to confess: sometimes I brush my teeth twice because I thought I had a cigarette and glass of whisky immediately after brushing my teeth the first time. But in fact, it was merely the residual from a cigarette and a glass of Listerine.


  3. Heh.

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