Death Spam

Screen Shot 2014-04-22 at 1.33.03 PMDear Internet, please do not send me any more virtual headstone design links. Thank you. That is all.


  1. What did you do to deserve this?


  2. We are trying to find some place for my 88 year old mother to move. (She could live with me but for some reason she doesn’t want to be by herself in the country all day while we work.) Anyway, my inbox is full of emails about Senior Homes. And at home, I get mail for hearing aids and scooters.


  3. Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

    Lorem Ipsum Dolor Sit Amet

    19XX – 20XX

    “Consectetur adipisicing elit,
    sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt.”

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