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John Wooten, the head of the Fritz Pollard Alliance, a group that monitors diversity, told ESPN that the he “expects the league to institute a rule where players would be penalized 15 yards for using the N-word on the field.” Baltimore Ravens general manager Ozzie Newsome “said the committee talked about other slurs coming under any possible new rule, including homophobic slurs.”

The Seahawks have finally won the Superbowl and I’m ready to move on.


  1. I’m waiting for the Audio Instant Replay to determine whether a slur whispered on the line of scrimmage actually warrants a penalty. And then decides the outcome of a game. And then the offender protests, “I called him FAT!” And then the ref says, “Same difference!”

    And at that point no one will be allowed to make fat jokes about NFL linemen.


  2. Jonathan Webb says:

    As someone once said about Hillary Clinton, she prays the meeting never stops.

  3. It may also mean the end of this sort of thing:

    A nation of wimps we’ve become.

    I blame it on the predominance of soy, near-beer, and decaffeinated coffee.

    And beanbags, of course.


  4. Jonathan Webb says:

    Hi-larious. Thanks.

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