The original is meh.
“Everything looks good except the market’s reaction.”
I much prefer my version.
“The market is tanking, your portfolio is in ruins – let’s abort.”
Today in pregnancy-related New Yorker cartoons
November 8, 2013 by at 2:56 pm
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Let’s have a caption contest!
How about, “it’s a girl, homies.”
That would explain the poor market response. Girls earn less than boys.
Unfortunately, it looks like the child has inherited your no-mouth syndrome. But the good news is she has detached earlobes.
Timing is everything with an IPO. I say we induce.
As you can see, the malignancy is clearly taking on a life of it’s own…
JOB