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New App Prevents Icelanders from Sleeping With their Relatives

Three engineers made an app for the ‘Íslendingabók’ database. People can now easily, and on the go, look up how they are related to other Icelanders. And a precious feature, using the bump technology, allows people that meet to just bump their phones together, to instantly see if they are too related to take things any further. The engineers’ slogan for this feature was: “Bump the app before you bump in bed”.

http://www.newsoficeland.com/home/technology/innovation/item/1124-new-app-prevents-icelanders-from-sleeping-with-their-relatives

Comments

  1. Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says:

    So it’s the opposite of the Hapsburg Matchmaker App?

  2. The Libidinous Ghost of Today in Porn says:

    Oh, come on: how could they not go with the obvious “Bumping phones, not bumping uglies”?

  3. Okay, so my comments have disappeared on two blogs.

    AMDG
    Janet

  4. Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says:

    ‘Sleeping’ is my new favorite euphemism.

  5. How … how …
    OK, words fail me.

  6. notrelatedtoted says:

    I need an app to keep me from sleeping with YO MAMA. BAM!

  7. My thing is: every dystopian biotech novel ever written will eventually come true. Because there goes the objection to random sperm/egg donation and the possibility of accidental incest. There’s an app for that!

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