Thanksgiving Special

Today only, download the Kindle edition of Surfing with Mel for a mere 99¢ and get a free turkey while supplies last.

Wait a minute … we’re out of turkeys. So … er … today only … well, not only today, but … yes, only … 99¢. Get yours today!

Image credit: Ryan Charles Trusell (yes, that Ryan Charles Trusell) by way of Seinfeld.

P.S. We love ya, Mel!


  1. Quin Finnegan says

    Crazy funny. You know, if Mel somehow stumbles across Korrektiv—that seven degrees of separation thing: someone forwards one of his friends an email about SWM, and that friend forwards it to Mel—he would soon realize that herein the road to his salvation lies. It’s that good.

  2. Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

    Between Ora et Labora et Zombies and this, RCT, you might just be on the way to becoming the Catholic Eli Roth.

    Is turducken kosher? Turgibson’s got to be treyf.

    • My first script will be entitled “Chapel Fever”: A group of Steubenville freshmen go off on a weekend retreat in the woods, only to be stricken one after another by crippling existential angst and self-doubt.

      To be filmed in black and white and beige. Score by Adam Duritz.

  3. I am not worthy.

  4. 99 copies sold so far!

  5. Companys used to hand out turkeys at thanksgiving.

    In lieu of medical and dental.

  6. Jonathan Webb says

    I’m going to write a story called “Surfing with Mel” about Mel Gibson taking an interest in Matthew’s screenplay and inviting him to his villa.

  7. Jonathan Webb says

    And then Anglico can write a story about me writing the story.

  8. Jonathan Webb says

    He proves Churchill right that we are all one character.

  9. Being neither fish nor fowl, is SWM good to read on Fridays during Lent?

    I remember when I taught at an Orthodox Jewish school in Dallas that there was some rabbinical controversy about whether turkeys were kosher. The argument against eating Tom was grounded in an obscure rabbincal text which cited the turkey’s (apocryphal) proclivity to eat its young.


    p.s. RIP Larry Hagman.

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