“The once-dignified portrait now resembles a crayon sketch of a very hairy monkey in an ill-fitting tunic…”

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1. Robert Simpson says

   August 23, 2012 at 9:07 am

   Dr. Zaius Christ.

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   • JOB says

     August 23, 2012 at 9:21 am

     He can talk…he can SING!

     JOB

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     • Matthew Lickona says

       August 23, 2012 at 12:54 pm

       Okay, the meme is inevitable. But what I want is a claymation short on the Gerasene demonaic featuring The Scream Jesus up there.

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2. Big Jon, Bully says

   August 23, 2012 at 2:45 pm

   It looked familiar, but I couldn’t put my finger on why until I read the comments. Thanks.

   This can be fixed, everybody take a deep breath. First we locate every art history and travel book which makes mention of the fresco. Then we have the church decommissioned. Time is a factor, so we have to worked f_____’ fast, leave it to Sr.Lobo:

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   • Matthew Lickona says

     August 23, 2012 at 2:51 pm

     Do you see a sign on my lawn that says “Ruined Art Storage”?

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     • JOB says

       August 23, 2012 at 2:56 pm

       A UC-Santa Cruz Banana Slug t-shirt says you can do it.

       JOB

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       • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

         August 23, 2012 at 6:14 pm

         Go back in there, chill them papists out, and tell them to wait on the Fox, who will be coming directly.

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         • job says

           August 24, 2012 at 6:59 am

           I see what you-

           Never mind.

           JOB

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3. Justin says

   August 29, 2012 at 9:17 am

   It’s very Gray-esque. No doubt some future Erich von Daniken will use this touch-up as proof of the extraterrestrial influence on Catholicism.

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   • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

     August 29, 2012 at 11:31 pm

     I WANT TO
     BELIEVE

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