Sometimes, the lines just write themselves: “It’s been kind of weird the last couple of years. It’s like living in a bad B movie. From slipping on a banana peel in your driveway to sort of midnight phone calls – ‘We have the girl; we want $1000 in unmarked bills’ – it’s like, ‘How did I get here?’ It is bizarre.”
Any casting suggestions for Randall Wallace?
Robert Redford.
Brilliant.
And if that doesn’t work out, you might could get by with Bradley Whitford in blue contact lenses.