Eating is a morel act.

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1. IC says

   April 30, 2012 at 8:54 am

   I’m invited over when??? 🙂

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2. job says

   April 30, 2012 at 8:59 am

   Ha ha! Anytime you’d like!

   JOB

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   • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

     April 30, 2012 at 6:10 pm

     Is there a shortcut to these mushrooms?

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     • job says

       May 1, 2012 at 7:05 am

       Yes, but be careful – a big bite will make you smaller and a small bite will make you bigger…

       JOB

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       • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

         May 1, 2012 at 7:06 am

         Even the ones that Mother gives you?

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         • job says

           May 1, 2012 at 7:23 am

           DosesshroomstixIneedamiracledosesshroomstixIneedamiracledosesshroomstixIneedamiracle….

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3. Matthew Lickona says

   April 30, 2012 at 9:42 am

   You know, there’s a false morel, which can be fatal if not prepared properly. Just sayin’. Because I hate you.

   TAGGED WITH: ENVY, CAUTION; GLUTTONY, CAUTION; MALICE, CAUTION; ONE OR POSSIBLY ALL OF THE SEVEN DEADLY; YES I KNOW YOU MENTIONED FAUX MORELS.

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   • JOB says

     April 30, 2012 at 10:16 am

     Why (in butter), Matthew (in olive oil and cracked pepper), I don’t understand (in a cream and parmesan infusion) the reason (in stews, sauces) for your animosity (with slabs of pork, beef, even lamb), your hostility (and try ’em with your eggs!)

     JOB

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     • Matthew Lickona says

       April 30, 2012 at 10:24 am

       Don’t you know it’s rude to type with your mouth full?

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       • JOB says

         April 30, 2012 at 10:36 am

         I AM BELLY! HEAR ME ROAR!

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4. Bernardo says

   May 1, 2012 at 12:59 pm

   What I’m wondering is: how do you have time for these things? I think I’m doing it wrong.

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   • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

     May 1, 2012 at 11:25 pm

     Have you forgotten already what it was like to be a bachelor?

     Just stop cleaning the shower for a few months, harvest, and buen provecho.

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     • job says

       May 2, 2012 at 8:26 am

       You put the “desgust” in “de gustibus,” my friend.

       JOB

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       • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

         May 2, 2012 at 1:29 pm

         Similarly, leave the back of the fridge alone long enough, and you’ll find the milk has been magically replaced by yogurt and cheese.

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         • JOB says

           May 2, 2012 at 1:35 pm

           And old tomato sauce becomes fresh furry salsa!

           JOB

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   • job says

     May 2, 2012 at 8:24 am

     Bernado,

     Planned Parenthood’s Vision of Everything to the contrary, there are advantages to having a healthy herd of childstock roaming the property seeking the ruin of fungi….

     Full Disclosure: These particular beauties were picked by my brother in law (in baseball cap, upstage from Daughter #1) and a nephew (not pictured).

     JOB

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5. Jonathan Potter says

   May 2, 2012 at 3:44 pm

   Recipe?

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   • job says

     May 3, 2012 at 6:27 am

     Do you mean one specifically that I like to use them in?

     JOB

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     • Jonathan Potter says

       May 3, 2012 at 4:42 pm

       Well, the pizza pic suffices.

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