Korrektiv Policy

…as rendered by Waiting for Godot‘s Vladimir and Estragon.

Vladimir:  Our aim was only ever to make people laugh.

Estragon:  Or cry.

Vladimir:  Which amounts to the same thing.


  1. Brilliant.

  2. Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

    So that’s what Robin Williams was going for with Death to Smoochy!

  3. Jonathan Webb says

    I made my momma cry. Does that count?

  4. Before we die, Matthew: That, us.



    • Long as I get to wear the bowler hat.

      • Vladimir: Do you remember the Gospels?

        Estragon: I remember the maps of the Holy Land. Coloured they were. Very pretty. The Dead Sea was pale blue. The very look of it made me thirsty. That’s where we’ll go. I used to say, that’s where we’ll go for our honeymoon. We’ll swim. We’ll be happy.

        Vladimir: You should have been a poet.

        Estragon: I was. (Gesture toward his rags.) Isn’t that obvious?


        I’m pretty sure Vladdy baby wore the bowler…


  5. One of the thieves was saved. One of the thieves was damned.

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