The sound of retching you hear is merely the ick factor being readjusted.
Pepsi is to set to start making babyfood. Literally.
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Kid, sleepy kid
Don’t nap at the table
Do whatever you
Did, like you did
You twist and shout
Pep never runs out
Get up and go…it’s Pepsi Co.
Get up and go…it’s Pepsi Co.
We need a younger copywriter on this account.
Quiet, you. U2 is not only still touring, they’re still recording.
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Are you getting older
Or do you feel the same
Will it make it easier on you now
If Depends can hid the shame?
Well it’s too late, tonight
The kids are out past 10, it just ain’t right
We’re old, but we’re not so lame
We get to parody U2, parody U2, old…
I think I know the song you’re making fun of! It’s got to be the one where he (Bono, right?) asks if we’ll still need him and feed him when he’s sixty-four.
I hate you. I mean that in the nicest way possible.
When you turn around to look it’s gone behind you
On its face it’s wearin’ your confused expression
There’s Angelico
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Hi JOB
This article is a misinformation I think. If true, the title of this post should have been
Today In Materialism – Prelude To Cattle Cars Part 2
But Pepsi is a great American corporation. It is like apple pie and shevroelay. The last thing you should ever ever think about an American corporation is that they are run by fascists or proto-fascists or outright socialists. You should never ever think that about an american company. I think Pepsi employees start their day with a prayer and then the national anthem. Nope I am not convinced this story is true.
The Cubeland Mystic
Insisted, ‘I’m not pessimistic;
I’m full of true optimism:
Here comes the eucataclysm!’
Then said Mr. JOB, “With such mental gymnastics,
We drink our own in aluminum and plastics.
Pepsi: the bane of Mormonic natalism,
Now effervesces hormonic fatalism.”
Mr. Mystic,
Thank you for your kind reply. I will be sure to pass on your insightful comments to Pepsico chairman and board members.
Know that as a valued customer, your comments are important to us. We hope in the future to bring you the same great refreshing taste that has made Pepsico the “go-to” cola for generations past, generations present – and generation next!
Please feel free to contact us any time in the future about other concerns you have regarding the quality and/or taste of Pepsico products.
On behalf of all our Pepsico family, I wish to extend you a warm thanks for continuing to choose Pepsi as the “preferred” soft drink.
Regards,
B. Elsa Bubb
Liaison
Pepsico Outsourcing Incorporated Staff-Organizational/Needs Assessment/ Worldwide-Efficiency Listening Leadership Program
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