BIDEN IS TOTALLY TEXTING UNDER THE TABLE IN THIS PICTURE.
Today in Catholic Politicians
January 25, 2012 by at 7:59 am
BIDEN IS TOTALLY TEXTING UNDER THE TABLE IN THIS PICTURE.
A nod to Kierkegaard and Walker Percy: existentialist tomfoolery, political satire, literary homage, word mongering, a year-round summer reading club, Dylanesque music bits, apocalyptic marianism, poetry, fiction, meta-porn, a prisoner work-release program.
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Walker Percy
Bob Dylan
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Letters from an American
Beau of the Fifth Column
This American Life
The Writer’s Almanac
San Diego Reader
The Stranger
The Inlander
Adoremus
Charlotte was Both
The Onion
From Empty Hands
Ellen Finnigan
America
Commonweal
First Things
National Review
The New Republic
All Manner of Thing
Gerasene Writers Conference
Scrutinies
DarwinCatholic
Catholic and Enjoying It
Bad Catholic
Universalis
Is My Phylactery Showing?
Quotidian Quintilian
En pocas palabras
William Wilson, Guitarist Extraordinaire
Signposts in a Strange Land
Ben Hatke
Daniel Mitsui
Dappled Things
The Fine Delight
Gene Luen Yang
Wiseblood Books
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‘Texting’ is my new favorite euphemism for ‘playing Angry Birds‘.
Angry Birds is a euphemism for an English S&M hookup site. So be careful.
Unfamiliar. Is that like a ‘dating site’?
I would suggest a private consultation with Matthew. He is the blog expert on this kind of stuff.
I made that up btw.
Porno viewing.
Reading Korrektiv.
Porno
He might have been participating in the State of the Union Tweet-Up.
He’s sleeping while pretending to text.
Refreshing the screen to see if his comment at Korrektiv has loaded yet.
‘texting under the table’ = ‘subtext’?
Maybe he’s praying the rosary.
Maybe he’s just bowing his head in embarrassment over what Obama is saying. “So Biden comes back from the proctologist, and he tells me, ‘Doc says my prostate is THIS BIG.'”
LOL.
All I know is that your hands are supposed to be on the table at all times.
His aren’t.
…Which reminds me…
Today in porn:
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/12/28/why-manscaping-isn-t-just-for-porn-stars-anymore.html?obref=obinsite
TAGGED WITH: MANSCAPERS FOR THE SAINTS
I was actually thinking that in the face of extinction, pubic hair needs an advocate. Perhaps the Kollektiv might want to pick up the cause?
Is it just me, or do Lickona’s posts usually generate the most Comments?
Lickona has his finger on the pulse of the zeitgeist.
Hi Father
Lickona’s posts actually generate the most frivolity and near occasions of sin.
Expat’s generate the most comments of substance
JOB and Potter typically generate the most substantive literary discussion.
Webb handles Politics
Finnegan handles high art and culture
That’s alarmingly astute.