Has it come to this, Trader Joe’s?
Has it come to this, Trader Joe’s?
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e voi, Traditore Giotto?
actually, this looks like an improvement over canned apple pie filling.
You could use TJ’s pre-sliced apples to make your own pie filling. Thoughts?
If you’re gonna make a pie, make a pie. But that could be my own blinkered prejudice talking.
I wish everyone could have stopped by this past harvest – we had enough and more than enough apples for ours. We wound up giving a good deal of them to the pigs…
JOB
Was that before or after Jesus cast the devils into them?
Neither. You see, Jesus got distracted by the pies…
JOB
DINKs gotta eat too, you know.
Quin’s larder is packed to the ceiling with these, for post-apocalyptic pleasure.
There but for the grace of your wife’s beautiful apple pies and my husband and mother’s willingness to cook the rest, go I. Because you know, if it weren’t for Trader Joe’s some of use would starve. ( congrats on your pushcart honor is that the one with the priest who loves food and checks meats doneness by comparing with the fatty part of his thumb?). Anyway. It’s only a matter of time….
That’s the one – thank you kindly. I ain’t won nothin’ yet, but it’s an honor to be nominated. Point taken on Trader Joe’s. Nice to see you in the comments again…
Double that from me.
Triple.
JOB