Grandfather:  “What do you have to do to get to heaven?”

Second Daughter:  “Die.  And pray.”


  1. Related conversation here a few weeks ago:

    Daughter (6 yr old): I’m going to be a saint, you know.
    Me: you are?
    Daughter: Yeah, it’s easy. All you have to do is die and love God a real lot! I can do that!


  2. Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

    Maybe the rest of us could be martyrs if they killed us quick.

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