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Overheard at the Optometrist

September 13, 2011 by at 8:20 am

“Somebody lied to you. Those are women’s glasses.”

“Well, I’m very comfortable with my feminine side.”

Of course, no one lied to me. I picked ’em out all by myself – SEVEN YEARS AGO.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the hosiery department. It’s a comfort thing.

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  1. Southern Expat says
    September 13, 2011 at 8:43 am

    I think the key is proper attention to your eyebrows – maybe just a light penciling-in?

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  2. Sophia says
    September 13, 2011 at 10:40 am

    I need a new pair of glasses. What’s your prescription?

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  3. Churchill says
    September 13, 2011 at 12:52 pm

    Nice hair.

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  4. notrelatedtoted says
    September 13, 2011 at 1:09 pm

    Look at the Catholic Hipster.

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  5. notrelatedtoted says
    September 13, 2011 at 1:09 pm

    “the” was supposed to be “that.”

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  6. Jonathan Webb says
    September 13, 2011 at 2:49 pm

    They actually flipped the signs, those ARE men’s glasses.

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  7. Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OPL says
    September 13, 2011 at 9:59 pm

    They DO have a sort of neo-Flannery look to them:

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VZaVT03Q2G0/Sbcee609IpI/AAAAAAAAGKo/qiKLpAJ27DQ/s400/flannery2.jpg

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