Overheard at the Optometrist

“Somebody lied to you. Those are women’s glasses.”

“Well, I’m very comfortable with my feminine side.”

Of course, no one lied to me. I picked ’em out all by myself – SEVEN YEARS AGO.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the hosiery department. It’s a comfort thing.


  1. I think the key is proper attention to your eyebrows – maybe just a light penciling-in?

  2. I need a new pair of glasses. What’s your prescription?

  3. Nice hair.

  4. notrelatedtoted says

    Look at the Catholic Hipster.

  5. notrelatedtoted says

    “the” was supposed to be “that.”

  6. Jonathan Webb says

    They actually flipped the signs, those ARE men’s glasses.

  7. Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OPL says

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