Dammit, I thought this category was dead. But then JOB had to go ahead with the kreepy kiddie stuff, and we’re off…
Found myself explaining the existence of Kim Kardashian to First Son yesterday. No, I did not introduce him to the notion. Happily, I neglected to mention the headwaters of her fame…“Kris Humphries wasn’t the only person who wanted to consummate his marriage to Kim Kardashian this weekend, ’cause at the same time … MILLIONS of ‘fans’ were flooding the official website for Kim’s XXX tape. TMZ has learned … roughly 2 MILLION people visited KimKsuperstar.com between Friday and Sunday night … a HUGE boost from the average weekend traffic.”
We can’t blame lust on this one. It’s the Guinness colored hair.
Matthew,
But I did NOT infringe your copyright or brandings, notice.
Besides – it recalled my first – and only experience with Petronius. Hard to read him when you’ve just helped bring a daughter into the world (this would have been 16 odd years ago…).
JOB
A very, very attactive girl. Thanks Matthew.