No, seriously…

Why did you guys not tell me about this?


  1. Absolutely nothing can harsh my mellow after this trip.

  2. Three observations (and for the record I made it as far as :55 before I tasted the bile rising like some Deep Horizon redux in my esophagus):

    1. Polygamy was not included among the values being defended.

    2. The Siblings Osmond are signaling in this piece that they a) stole an early working script of the Empire Strikes Back or b) were startlingly prescient about the relationship between Luke and Leia.

    3. Donny is not wearing his magic underwear on stage. The folks in Utah will not like that.


    • Matthew Lickona says

      Do you seriously mean you missed C-3PO and R2-D2, Redd Foxx as Obi-Wan, Kris Kristofferson as Han Solo, and the dancing Stormtroopers? Have a drink and try again.

      • I did go back later and, with sound decidedly muted, clicked and dragged the pacer through the rest of the winning cast.

        Foxx was more than offset by the Kristofferson (what’s with the helmet and why is he wearing a storm troopers weapons belt?).

        Jack Lynn as the Gov also was a treat. But again, offset by the dancing stormettes.

        I will try it in sound with a drink for sure – next Lent!


  3. Jonathan Webb says

    Because we knew you weren’t ready.

  4. Jonathan Webb says

    I’m moving deep up the Congo River that I may go mad.

    • Kurtz Unbound

      These blackest waters glisten in the sun;
      As black, the sweat that falls across my gun.
      “Is it time,” whispers Magobee the slave,
      “To cut the anchor chain?” We note a wave
      That urges us adrift. “Our journey’s done,”
      I say. “This river, my lover, our grave….”

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