Today in Porn, Legionnaires’ Disease Edition

Ick – it seems that 170 people aren’t feeling very well after attending a fundraiser at Ye Olde Playboy Mansion.

Symptoms include:  “fever, chills, general discomfort (malaise) and some cough.”

Malaise!  Dr. Percy, call your office!

Comments

  1. Southern Expat says

    So much suffering could be prevented if guests of the Playboy mansion received a complimentary lapsometer.

  2. Jonathan Webb says

    Yes, I was in the grotta with Chyna Laurer and got some pool water in my mouth. Apparently, it’s some kind of bacteria that is very resistant to antibiotics. Hef called a several of of the guests personally to apologize and ask if there was anything we needed. I told him that it was all good and he’s my friend no matter what and I would never dream of suing.

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