Today in Porn, Willy Wonka Edition

Who says print is dead? Or at least, print editions of naked lady pictures? Playboy, which is not desperate at all to attract some attention to its flagship publication, is putting Golden Tickets into ten of its print editions. The prize: a trip to the Midsummer Night’s Dream party at the Playboy Mansion. This would make a flat-out amazing movie. Wonka, you recall, was a flamboyant personality possessed of a surprisingly stringent morality. Just imagine if it turned out that Hefner was the same way!

Comments

  1. Of course, you didn't comment on the chocolatier's name…

    JOB

  2. Southern Expat says

    Someone should arrange for Fred Phelps to win one of the Golden Tickets.

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