Anyone want to claim this one?

She’s 29 years old, 5’4”, 128 lbs. and with cycles that swing as wildly as a pendulum in a grandfather clock strapped to a bucking bronco on board a ferry in fifty-foot seas….


  1. Matthew Lickona says

    Judging by the coitus record, I'd say someone has already claimed her.

  2. Quin Finnegan says

    I have a feeling that teams of lawyers will soon be driving our ratings way, way up. Hooray!

  3. Matthew,

    That really does beg the question, though, doesn't it?


    That's alright – my brother in law, a good friend from college, my wife's good friend from college and my sister are all lawyers.

    We get into any scrape, I have their numbers plugged into the speed-dial on the JOBphone down in the JOBcave.


  4. Jonathan Webb says


  5. Rufus McCain says

    Some of categories included on this chart — such as the options for measuring temperature — just bring out the junior high humor in me. Not that it takes much. But I will now go back to refraining.

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