Today in Porn, James Cameron Edition

Okay, so we’ve all seen Avatar, right? *raises hand, weeps into the silence* So we all know just how much those little tendril things that the Na’vi use to log into soul trees and other creatures and such look like fiber-optic cables, right? And we’ve all read the deleted sex scene script, right? And we all know how much of the movie’s appeal is due to the astonishing use of technology to create something that resembles a heightened-reality version of nature, right?

So can you really blame me for thinking of Grandmaster Cameron when I read this piece on porn’s adoption of both 3-D and streaming content to your personal mobile device?

Well, yes, yes you can. But I still think I’m on to something.

Thanks to the Manhattan Lawyer for the tip!

Comments

  1. That's twice!

    Twice you've actually written

    "log into soul trees"

    And not the slightest indication, the merest hint, the barest suggestion, not a quiver of the verbal muscles to let your readers know you know they know you know, to paraphrase T.S. Eliot, how much campiness mankind can bear…

    Oh, the inhumanity! You are such an arborealist!

    JOB

  2. Matthew Lickona says

    I've always been better as a straight man.

  3. Rufus McCain says

    Quin just got the jump on Today in Porn. (You know you've got some competition for the Catholic King of Porn title, right? Have you read Bird's Nest in Your Hair?)

  4. Matthew Lickona says

    Oh, Quin gets the crown – I've got what, one chapter of my porn novel on Korrektiv? He's got a whole book! Re: have I read it. I've read a lot of it. That's the tricky thing about blog publishing… But seriously, it's not like I go trolling for data, the way I would if being the Catholic King of Porn actually paid.

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