Outer space?

Or dirty roasting pan?


  1. "…and these are the voyages of the S.O.S. Brillo Pad…."


  2. Matthew Lickona says

    This is why I exist. To set you up…

  3. Matthew,

    You KNOW how much I appreciate you're indulging my desire to entertain myself to no end.

    I just want that to be made perfectly clear.

    To wit:

    "Wife! Wiiiife! How. Are We. Going. To. Get. These. Clinging. Grizzled. Bits. Scrubbed. Off. ?. Those. Cling-on. Bastards. !."

    "Dammit, Matt, I'm your wife, not Mel Sharples!"


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