File under: nobody cares about your stupid grammar.

I just got an email from Wine Enthusiast, which sells glasses and openers and such. Apparently, they’re selling a new sort of glass for Port, and they have decided to use the first line of a customer review as a pitchline:

From: newsletter@email.wineenthusiast.com
Subject: ‘You haven’t really drank port until you drink it from these glasses.’
Date: January 28, 2010 7:41:45 AM PST

But, I wonder: Can you say you haven’t really drunk Port until you’ve drunk it from these glasses?

Or is it dranken?

Or maybe I’m just drunken?

Must be something I drank.

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