Me: Look at this tree I saw today. There’s not a leaf on the thing.
The Wife: It’s like the California version of Charlie Brown’s tree! It’s…it’s like your career!
Me: [bitterly searches for right turn of phrase involving being stunted and sad and yet somehow, hilariously, fruitful; gives up; goes to sleep weeping softly]
Matthew,
I often worried that you weren't going to get your daily supply of Vitamin EB (ego-bust) once we left college.
Silly me.
You have a great wife.
I call you blessed.
JOB
Coat of Arms
Flaccidus
Someone with photo shop skills needs to get to work on it.