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Me: Look at this tree I saw today. There’s not a leaf on the thing.

The Wife: It’s like the California version of Charlie Brown’s tree! It’s…it’s like your career!

Me: [bitterly searches for right turn of phrase involving being stunted and sad and yet somehow, hilariously, fruitful; gives up; goes to sleep weeping softly]

Comments

  1. Matthew,

    I often worried that you weren't going to get your daily supply of Vitamin EB (ego-bust) once we left college.

    Silly me.

    You have a great wife.

    I call you blessed.

    JOB

  2. cubeland mystic says:

    Coat of Arms

    Flaccidus

    Someone with photo shop skills needs to get to work on it.

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