Goose Shit on the Grass

Geese are nice
But shit is not
This old device
Is filled with shot


  1. Thanks Korrektiv! My husband has said he wants goose for Christmas. Any recipe tips from Mrs McCain?

  2. Rufus McCain says

    Christmas is coming
    the goose is getting fat
    please to put a penney
    in an old man's hat!


    * 1/3 c. dry red wine
    * 2/3 cup condensed beef broth
    * 1/2 teaspoon dried leaf tarragon
    * 1/2 teaspoon dried leaf thyme
    * 1 goose
    * 1 med. onion, quartered
    * 1 stalk celery, cut in 2-inch pieces
    * 1 large apple, cored and cut in chunks
    * Salt

    Combine the first 4 ingredients. Marinate the goose for 2 or 3 hours in this mixture. Place onion, celery, and apple into cavity of goose. Sprinkle goose with salt and place into roaster, breast side down. Pour marinade over goose. Cover and bake at 325° for 2 to 2 1/2 hours or until goose is tender. Baste several times with marinade. Roast breast side up, uncovered, for the last 15 minutes to brown.

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