It’s a transnational corporation with one mission-critical fulfillment goal: Every kid who celebrates the holiday gets a toy on Christmas eve.


  1. I realize it is supposed to be funny, but somehow it comes off as clinical and cynical and very off-putting.

    Give me the guy in the red suit and the reindeer (even if the sled is high powered for the jet age and he uses a computerized macro for the naughty/nice list) over this take on the holiday.

    This just seems joyless.

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