Aphorism of the Day*

Marriage is the one blessing not washed away by the Flood, and sex is the one blessing not washed away by marriage.

*What? Like Neitzsche never got off any rim-shot lines of questionable veracity?


  1. I hate stuff like this. Marriage is hard work, but when I look back at it, my single life seems completely meaningless and void of blessings by comparison to my life as a husband and father.

  2. Matthew Lickona says

    Oh, always with the sincerity, Ernie. This line came to me at the end of a loooong day, that’s all.

  3. Matthew Lickona says

    p.s. Even The Wife laughed at it.

  4. notrelatedtoted says

    *Insert cracking-whip noices here.

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  6. Matthew Lickona says

    You’re better than spellcheck!

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