Today in Porn, NOW He Tells Me Edition

Reader Not-Ted sent this along, easily one of the most perfect Godsbody stories ever:

“Women have grown their own breast implants through pioneering stem cell treatment, it emerged yesterday. Scientists harvested the stem cells from the women’s own fat and encouraged them to form breast tissue.”

So – bigger breasts, Naturally! Catholics are all about what’s natural – if I’d had this post just a week earlier, maybe I could have gotten nominated!

And they aren’t even embryonic stem cells – another felicitious Catholic touch! Sigh.

[Drinks]

(Bracketed signoff in honor of fallen blogger Seldom Sober.)

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