Irish Candy

Ingredients:

Whiskey
Butter
Bread, preferably warm, crusty, and homemade by The Wife

Butter bread. Sip whiskey. Eat bread. The bitterness in the whiskey brings out the sweetness in both bread and butter.

And yes, this is what Godsbody has been reduced to. YouTube, celebrities, and creative drinking.

Comments

  1. Notrelatedtoted says

    When you start drinking vodka and eating doritos, you’ll know you’ve truly hit rock bottom.

    Don’t ask me how I know this.

  2. Notrelatedtoted says

    Look here.

  3. Cubeland Mystic says

    Not Ted. You got the magic. There’s a way to kick a guy when he’s down. You do it with style. My hat’s off to you.

    Matt

    You can cull me out of retirement, for only $5K a week. I could help you up off the floor a bit. Help you move away from the tabloid and blue material. Hey your like my best friend and what’s $5K between best friends? That’s only $1K more a week than Korrektiv is paying me to shut down my blog.

  4. Matthew Lickona says

    Not-Ted: I concede.

    CM: This blog isn’t worth a plug nickel. No way I’m paying to keep it alive. Kind of you to offer, though.

    Not-Ted: I want to see a T-shirt on Cafe Press, with the Godsbody logo and “Vaultless ambition; Bottomless sloth” below.

  5. Notrelatedtoted says

    What’s your preference? Ringer-tee? Hooded sweatshirt?

    A Godsbody thong perhaps? It seems oddly appropriate.

  6. Notrelatedtoted says

    By the way, what are you conceding?

    I happen to like booze, youtube and celebrities. Not necessarily in that order, of course.

  7. Notrelatedtoted says

    You’re going to have to make your own t-shirts.

    Am I turning into a creepy internet stalker or what?

  8. j. christian says

    And yes, this is what Godsbody has been reduced to. YouTube, celebrities, and creative drinking.

    The state of affairs. When I sent the Spock-Bilbo YouTube link to my wife, you know what she said? “That Lickona has too much time on his hands!”

    She thinks you’re a bad influence on me.

  9. Cubeland Mystic says

    I’d put the latest pic on a hooded sweatshirt.

  10. When it’s Godsbody, and you’re reduced to porn, whiskey and YouTube, well, you have joined the masses. Welcome to Hell!

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