Today in Porn, Christmas Edition

We don’t know what fancy Manhattan lawyers do all day, but apparently, it involves sending fabulous links to Godsbody…

Pornaments:

“Officials at Spencer’s headquarters had no comment on the items. However, the back of the boxes say, ‘Unlike those other elves, we know everyone on the list (even the naughty ones) needs to have a smile and a laugh this time of year.'”

First, who know Spencer’s was even still around? I thought it had gone the way of Chess King…

Second, how do I get that reporter’s job? More importantly, how do I turn Today in Porn into a regular segment on The Colbert Report?

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