Abandoned Slogans From The Campaign to Increase Observance of the Sunday Obligation Among the Faithful

Get your ass
To Mass

God wants you
In the pew

Add your own in the comments!


  1. Notrelatedtoted says

    Confess with the Best?

    I got nuthin.

  2. Notrelatedtoted says

    Reminds me of a commercial I once saw for a parish where I grew up. First it shows a baby getting baptized, then it shows a funeral. Then the commercial asks, “Don’t you think you should go to church more than twice in your life?”


  3. File under the Stay in Bed Campaign:

    An hour’s time
    a task so menial
    so you think to miss it
    must be venial.

    Stay in bed
    hear the devil chortle
    Check the books;
    it counts as mortal.

  4. Cubeland Mystic says

    There are no duvets in hell.

  5. Cubeland Mystic says

    Hell . . . The mother of all hangovers.

  6. Rufus McCain says

    Anonymous carried it away already, but I’ll take a stab.

    Missing mass for no good reason
    Is tantamount to treason,
    A breach of faith in any season,
    Unless you’re sick in bed and sneezin’.

  7. Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter*

    *Applies to other family members, too.

  8. Mass. Because it’s not just about Jesus anymore.

  9. how about, image of an egg, here is your brain…then, image of beautifully decorated easter egg, here is your brain on mass?….. i got nothin either not ted. maybe, egg frying in a pan, here is your brain, then, an omelete, here is your brain on church? i give up.

  10. Rufus McCain says

    The 8am mass has passed like a schooner,
    So has the 9, the 10, the 11,
    Didn’t there used to be a nooner
    Over at Mary Queen of Heaven?

    Too late for that, but I’m still
    Not screwed, thanks to St. T.M.
    College on up on the hill,
    Where there’s a 5, an 8 and a 10pm.

  11. Adam DeVille says

    (I just read this on some blog or other but cannot retrace its provenance:)

    “There are only two smells in the life after this one: incense and sulphur. Pick one!”

  12. Jeff Miller says

    Come to the Heavenly Liturgy!
    Followed by donuts and coffee.

  13. Lean to the Left,
    Lean to the Right.
    Stand up, Sit down,

  14. Rufus McCain says

    Get real
    Be present
    Real Presence

  15. The Ironic Catholic says

    Hell, football rarely starts before Noon anyway.

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