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Song of the Blogger

Every now and then I see
A blog entry that makes me pee
My pants with unmitigated fury.

And then my wife says, “Count to ten,
Take a breath, men will be men
Whether by keyboard, fist, or pen.”

And so I rattle out my answer:
“You idiot, you piss-poor dancer,
You brainless slug, you necromancer!

Can you not see that you’re as wrong
As a grotesquely obese woman wearing a thong
Or a fork with a booger on one prong?”

That should shut them up, oh yeah.
Damn it, nothing rhymes with “yeah”
Except this: Whaa, whaa, whaa.

Comments

  1. James Thurber says

    Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation

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