Go Martin Holmes!

Now I’m not about to suggest that Katie Holmes, er, Kate Cruise, has been brainwashed or anything, and so, ostensibly, her co-operation in this whole venture is equally open to censure, but bravo to Dad for mustering a little gumption in the face of celebrity. Hey Tom Cruise – you impregnated my daughter without putting a ring on her finger? “You’re no good.”

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  1. Matthew,

    I don’t know if you want to give this techno-retard another shot, but if you need someone to take the wheel while you go binge on words, words, words, “I’m gamey” (as my brother-in-law-cum-compound-bowhunter would say).

    Where do I start?

    “I wonder what this button does…”

    JOB

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