I am holding a bottle of tequila shaped like a rifle. Your argument is invalid.
This is my favorite version of "Downtown Train."
April 19, 2010 by at 2:07 pm
I wrote a story!
April 19, 2010 by at 6:04 am
Three bits from today’s readings.
April 18, 2010 by at 8:57 pm
“So they left the presence of the Sanhedrin, rejoicing that they had been found worthy to suffer dishonor for the sake of the name.”
“O LORD, you brought me up from the netherworld; you preserved me from among those going down into the pit.”
“Amen, amen, I say to you, when you were younger, you used to dress yourself and go where you wanted; but when you grow old, you will stretch out your hands, and someone else will dress you and lead you where you do not want to go.”
Today in Porn, Allure Edition
April 16, 2010 by at 4:21 pm
“I know! Let’s get Michael Douglas’ wife to do some tasteful nudie pix for our magazine!”
“Why?”
“Cougar power!”
“Cougars are so 2009.”
“Maybe, but print magazines are so 2004.”
“Point taken.”
Today in Porn, Tactile Images for the Blind Edition
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