Wendell B

That’s when Wendell B takes a shot
At all the folks that hold that marriage means
Just one man and one woman
They were reared to pledge their faith
Somewhere down the line they chose
To stand howe’er the wind blows
Stand howe’er the wind blows from he

Thanks for the heads-up, Mrs. D.

Plus ca change

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Well, it’s nice to know that people threatening violence against critics of their favorite band in the YouTube comment sections is not without its precedents. This is from The Voice, a collection of pieces about Frank Sinatra that originally appeared in The New Yorker during the mid forties:

Sinatra has undoubtedly made his fans tolerance-conscious and persuaded them to champion the rights of minority groups, but on the whole they have not learned to be tolerant of critics of Sinatra. When Ben Gross, the radio editor of the Daily News, remarked that he did not consider Sinatra the greatest singer in the world, one Sinatra fan wrote him that she :would love to take you to Africa, tie you to the ground, pour honey on you, and let he ants come and bite you to pieces,” and another that “you should burn in oil, pegs should be driven into your body, and you should be hung by your thumbs.”

From the JOB Archives: Limerick

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There once was a man from Wisconsin
Who walked from Madison to Dublin
Always so irrigated
And never too irritated
That the pubs all closed before eleven.

Public Service Announcement

The Good Country People Music Project is underway.

There are no special occasions.

In the future, everything will be on YouTube. This is from Tom Waits’ 1978 appearance on Austin City Limits. I have a VHS copy of this show – a gift from my uncle. Burma-Shave.

Shelly’s Catholic

Northern Exposure: Holling sings Ave Maria to Shelly on Christmas Eve.

At the Keyboard in Majorca


Between November 8, 1838 and February 13, 1839, Frederic Chopin accompanied George Sand and her two children Solange and Maurice to Majorca to restore his failing health. Met with a growing animosity by the Majorcan natives who soon realized this couple was not married, Chopin and Sand were forced to take up residence in an abandoned Carthusian monastery on the island outside the town of Valldemossa. Considered one of his most productive periods of composition, these three months on Majorca yielded some of Chopin’s most exquisite compositions – including his best preludes, ballades and polonaises.

Where monks had once intoned their Easter Mass
With bells, Majorca’s foggy winter
Now counsels death in secret briefs with night
Against my living. Summer lost its bloom
As rest and music crossed on purpose
This irony of island dreams in sand:
She comes…she goes – it’s all that’s blowing
Through dark and dampened corners of my soul.
Too young to grow so old… I learned to please
My mother first, then pater, sister,
(Dear sister!) teachers… one by one, at last
Until my mistress music mastered
The heart: prelude, ballade, and polonaise –
So adulation served as mentor,
But even praises faded …. Warsaw’s fight
Had failed to wake the world; with throaty doom
The cannonade would sing cacophonous
Sonatas. Fate had raped our motherland
Again – her children’s blood was flowing
As Europe shoved her into history’s hole.
Now all I feel is waste, decay, disease –
In falling rain, the themes will fester
And burst at last – I break into the past
With keys both black and white, sequestered
Upon Majorcan shores. The natives pass
My window, trading rumor’s banter
In sharpened tones. The beaches’ major white
Dissolves in minor grey and clocks presume
Their price upon the daily purchase
Of time. I watch the waves beyond the strand,
The force of bloodless rhythm’s slowing.
The built momentum crashes like the bell
That once had rung to tell the Angelus –
Such tolling faith, not mine to foster,
Bespoke the grace Carthusians had amassed
And Majorcan flocks had pastured.
The only faith I have is that which loss
Can save. The past and future splinter
My heart, now martyr red, now ghostly white…
Oh, Poland, look what you and I’ve become!
Our exiled souls forever trespass
No matter where we go! I make no stand
Except for music’s honor, owing
My pledge to eight and eighty* muses who’ll
Invite my touch while pledging bond’s release
By perfect fifths. I’ve often missed there
By eighths, by flats, a second slow, a quarter fast…
Ill-timed too, all this talk of bastard
And mistress… Gossip, Valldemossa! Crass
Invidiousness, prying slander
Well suit your vatic ruins. Pallid white
The bones you dust with lies your tongues exhume.
But Amandine, Solange and Maurice
(You, your children, inmates all), you hand
To me the Christmas flowers growing
In summer rebellion against our cruel
And tragic winter. Florid fantasies,
Would come to me that way too, cluster
Like fingers playing on the wind and blessed
With tunes of azure, crimson, mustard….
Arriving in November, making less
Of doctor’s orders, more for splendor,
We picnicked on the shingle. Nights we’d fight,
Then love at dawn– or flee the breakfast room
To watch the terns dissect a porpoise
That beached the night before. I understand
How life is gone when love is going…
Such suns are brief that shadows can console –
Such burdens end when lashing out with keys
Can turn the dexterous by sinister
Conveyance. Cast as life’s iconoclast,
Romance remains a craft that’s mastered
The same as any art: Our last embrace,
I kissed your hands. “The hands of an enchanter,”
I said. Such little ironies excite
Your heart beyond the tethered metronome –
Your heart, so wry, sublime and heartless…
I’d feel my fingertips caressing sand –
My heart would seek amendment, knowing
Its constitution broke in Paris, full
Of grief and emptying spleen with restless cause
Upon the parchment’s alabaster:
The marshaled clefs and staffs became the grist
Of detonating strings that roistered
For revolution! Flashing bolts caress
The strike! As I grow frail and gaunter,
These keys will fit a final iron gate,
Unlocking sound against – beyond – the tomb.

- MERRY CHRISTMAS, KOLLEKTIV!

*Chopin’s beloved Pleyel which he had with him on Majorca had only 85 keys (missing the bottom A, A-minor and B keys found on most grand pianos., but please allow for poetic license.

An interesting case of metaphor as mistake for the holidaze

This morning, I was listening to Bono belt out a cover of Greg Lake’s “I Believe in Father Christmas” when a line from the song grabbed aholt of me. It was this: “… a vale of tears for the virgin birth…” Vale is how I wanted to spell it, anyhow, in my mind’s notepad, but the sense of the line simultaneously inclined me towards the suspicion that Mr. Lake spelled it veil. I Googled around a bit and didn’t locate any official lyrics for the song, but all the unofficial ones I could find indeed scribed it out as veil, which is just fine, I think, but also wrong, wonderfully, marvelously wrong. Of course, it could be Mr. Lake is an even cagier fellow than all that and actually intends both veil and vale, capitalizing on the common mistake to make a double metaphor mean more. I wouldn’t put it past him. In any case, it’s a fine song. Enjoy.

From the YouTube Music Video Archives: Concerto for Orchestra, by Elliot Carter

November is almost over, and we would be remiss if we failed to note the passing of the composer Elliot Carter on the 5th.

Before he was a composer, he was an English Major at Harvard, and later in life set music to many poets, such as Elizabeth Bishop, Robert Lowell, and Wallace Stevens. Carter’s music sounds like a lot of other 20th century music (as Bach sounds like a lot of other early 18th century music), in that it is typically atonal and rhythmically complex.

The Concerto for Orchestra is considered by many to be his finest work; in the comments you’ll even see comments “this is indeed the greatest musical composition ever.” Ever! It is great, but it is also fairly tough going for the uninitiated—much, much more difficult than even Bartok’s great concerto, or Lutoslawski’s.

As Carter himself says about harmonic patterns in his work, “a chord, a vertical group of pitches either simultaneously sounded or arpeggiated, like a motif, is a combination to be more or less clearly remembered and related to previous and future chords heard in the same work. Whether the composer is conscious of it or not, a field of operation with its principles of motion and of interaction is stated or suggested at the beginning of any word. The field may be tonal, employ traditional harmony, or it may be unrelated to traditional harmony, as my music seems to be nowadays …”

There is also something about the rapidly changing rhythms that makes it sound chaotic and dramatic at the same time, and being difficult, it demands repeated listening many times over. But as it becomes more and more familiar, new discoveries are in store for the listener. The flip side of the demanding nature of the music is that it bears up to repeated listening very well.

It moves quickly, and if it sounds as if each of the instrumentalists is doing his own thing, that’s because they are. As Carter himself said, “I regard my scores as scenarios, auditory scenarios, for performers to act out with their instruments, dramatizing the players as individuals and participants in the ensemble.”

Elliott Carter, December 11, 1908 – November 5, 2012. Requiescat In Pace.

Homo Symbolicus

“O pomo che maturo
solo prodotto fosti, o padre antico…”
– Paradiso, XXVI, 91-92

When Adam found his voice, the wilderness
Was ready: “Washed in meaning made complete
By Eden’s living stream, what names confess
Our roots commune in fruitful vine and wheat…”

Confirmed in nature, called by name, each word
Collects the truth as branches bearing fruit.
Our father, first in faith and doubt, had heard
And seen the ripe and raw, the soft and brute –

The babbling minaret’s catastrophe
Ordained his words to plant in thorns – he reaped
The wind, though not alone, since unity
Betrothed distinctions love alone has kept

Since Adam’s tongue anointed everything
With rites that verbalized the wilderness –
Each blade and leaf, each paw and fin and wing
That Adam’s ripened apple strained to bless.

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