Speaking of New Orleans
Guest posting at a time near the end of the world: Cubeland Mystic
Cubeland has been quite patient, as his tenure was supposed to start several weeks ago, but then I had to go and break the Internet.
Without further ado, I’d like to introduce you to our guest poster until the Ides of March: Cubeland Mystic.
Take it away, hermit!
Soothe the Despondent Beast (Audience Participation)
Is it just me? Or is there more conflict in the air – more stormclouds on the horizon? I’ve been feeling so anxious lately. It’s time to come to the aid of the nation and make another Pandora station.
The question: What do you listen to when it’s time to calm your bad self down?
The Culture of Death…Metal
I just wanted to make a snappy headline. I know that Megadeth isn’t Death Metal. I have Wikipedia.
Dave Mustaine offers an endorsement of Rick Santorum in this article, and also says:
“So, no, rock ‘n’ roll isn’t dead, but the recording industry is like a bunch of bleached bones out in the desert – not a lot of life to it. I mean, when you have guys running record labels who are younger than I am? Come on…
“When I was coming up, there were guys like Irving Azoff and Ahmet Ertegun and Clive Davis and Jimmy Iovine. Those are the big wigs. I laughed my ass off the day I heard that Fred Durst had his own label. I thought that was silly. I mean, here’s a guy who films his own sex tapes – and he’s running a label? I would be ashamed to be on that label.”
We may or may not be back in business
If you see this, you are at the newly moved-over site. If you don’t, well, flush your DNS.
Maintenance Mode
Well, as legitimate as it makes us sound, we will be undergoing site maintenance over the next 48 hours. I’m turning off comments on the site until then, as we’ll be…oh, who cares about the technical mumbo-jumbo. The point is: we shall awake in a new and radiant place. Sleep well, my friends.
Also: sorry in advance if I break the Internet.
Growing up with writers
I finally took the time to do the important work of Googling this phrase I remembered hearing on NPR a few years ago:
Mr. YGLESIAS: Right. I mean, it is true that if you come from a family of writers, you understand that there is always an assassin in the family.
(Soundbite of laughter)
Mr. YGLESIAS: I don’t really know any other way of doing the writing. So I didn’t feel I had any choice. And there were times when I considered just not publishing the book or not showing it to anyone. But I also knew that I felt that so acutely, that it was so dangerous, was also a sign that I was writing it correctly.
GROSS: Had your parents, in their novels, written characters that you knew were based on you that you found troubling?
Mr. YGLESIAS: Actually, even when someone writes you in a novel flatteringly, the truth is it’s always troubling because it’s odd to be a minor character in someone else’s life since we’re always the major character in our own lives.
GROSS: Oh that’s so interesting, the way you put it.
Mr. YGLESIAS: It’s always disturbing.
GROSS: So was that upsetting to see that in your parents’ work you were a minor character?
Mr. YGLESIAS: It was very strange, always disturbing. And I believe, although people will say otherwise, that it’s always disturbing to people to appear in someone’s book. It’s just – it offends the natural narcissism of every individual.
From a 2009 episode of “Fresh Air,” in which Terry Gross interviews Rafael Yglesias about his novel based on his marriage – A Happy Marriage: A Novel.
Fabians
I’ve been reading David Lodge’s latest, a fictional biography of H.G. Wells – A Man of Parts. I’m only about a third of the way through at this point, so I can’t speak to the overall quality of the book. Further, I only made it about a third of the way through Author, Author
before I had to return the audiobook to the library and I know this book is in some ways a counterpoint to that one (which focused on the life of Henry James.)
H.G. Wells’ involvement in the early development of the Fabian Society is a continuing theme of the book, particularly the fact that it afforded Wells manifold opportunities for fraternization with free-thinking young women. There’s some mention of the enthusiasm for eugenics shared by many of the progressives at the time, as mentioned in Wells’ own Anticipations:
‘The nation that most resolutely picks over, educates, sterilizes, exports, or poisons its People of the Abyss; the nation that succeeds most subtly in checking gambling and the moral decay of women and homes that gambling inevitably entails; the nation that by wise interventions, death duties and the like, contrives to expropriate and extinguish incompetent rich families while leaving individual ambitions free; the nation, in a word, that turns the greatest proportion of its irresponsible adiposity into social muscle, will certainly be the most powerful or dominant nation before the year 2000.’
There really is nothing new under the sun. The magnanimous masturbator seeking to direct his “donor-sexual” energies towards the greater good isn’t that different from the impotent sexologist who surely would have approved of this means of improving upon the gene pool.
From A Man of Parts:
Later that day, before dinner, he (H.G.) went for a stroll with Edith (Bland, who wrote under the pen name E. Nesbit.). They passed beyond the confines of the moat and wandered through the overgrown and largely untended grounds until they came to an old summerhouse, and sat down on an ancient wicker sofa, where a most interesting conversation took place.
‘Why didn’t you like A Modern Utopia the first time you read it?’ he asked her.
‘I didn’t like the idea that married men could have affairs but their wives couldn’t.’
‘You think married women should be able to have affairs too?’
‘No. I don’t think either of them should,’ she said. He was surprised by this answer, which did not accord with what he knew about the history of her marriage, but he could hardly say so. Noting his silence, she said: ‘I mean I know they do, the flesh is weak, the heart is susceptible . . . I won’t claim that Hubert and I have been entirely . . . But I don’t think it should be publicly approved, taken for granted, as it is in your Utopia. I think we must uphold the traditional principle that sexual intercourse should be restricted to married couples.’
‘Even though we know it isn’t?’
‘Yes. If you had daughters like Rosamund you would agree with me. Young girls like her know everything and fear nothing. They don’t believe in religion, they read any books they like, Darwin, Marx, French novels, Havelock Ellis, I wouldn’t be surprised, because we’ve brought them up—I mean liberal progressive people like us have brought our children up—in complete intellectual freedom. It makes them terribly vulnerable.
Man Goes to Extremes Just to Make Korrektiv Blog
36-Year-Old Virgin Fathers 14 Children
“I’ve committed 100 percent of my sexual energy for producing sperm for childless couples to have babies. So I don’t have other activity outside of that,” he said.
Arsenault, who calls himself a “donor-sexual,” doesn’t charge couples for his sperm, but his unconventional methods have caused the U.S. Food and Drug Administration to issue a cease-and-desist order, the San Jose Mercury News reported.
You know what I don’t get? His website has a whole list of articles about the perspective of sperm-donor children, many of them negative.
Exhibit A: Churchill?
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