Hey look: a customized Rolex Milgauss Revenge watch that tells you death is coming for you! Only $18,757! Maybe you can be buried with it!
Will one of you bright young computer-savvy types hurry up and build a simple 8-bit NFP game? Between basal temperatures, mucous readings, fertility charts, and the 800 or so things measured by fertility monitors, you’ve got all the data for the various charts and dials you could ever wish. And the action is pretty straightforward, so to speak.
Why Comedy Central doesn’t have this as a regular feature is beyond me.